This page gathers the 959 dictionary entries of which at least one sense is labelled “Euphemistic” by Wiktionary. The definition shown is that sense; each word leads to its full entry. Page 1 of 10: from “12-9” to “bucket of sunshine”.
- 12-9 noun An instance of a collision between a person and a subway train, such as a fall into the tracks; used by train conductors in the New York…
- a lot adj too much, busy.
- A-level noun Anal sex.
- a-word noun A bad word that starts with the letter a, such as ass/arse or asshole/arsehole.
- abstract verb To steal; to take away; to remove without permission.
- abstraction noun The taking surreptitiously for one's own use part of the property of another; purloining.
- accident noun An instance of incontinence.
- accommodation house noun A building offering rooms to prostitutes and their clients for a short period in exchange for payment.
- accountant noun A sex worker, particularly one who does not want to be publicized as one.
- acme noun Sexual orgasm.
- acopic adj Unable to function or cope.
- acoustic adj Euphemistic form of autistic.
- adult protection noun Adult incontinence wear, such as adult diapers, pads, diaper briefs or incontinence briefs.
- affair partner noun A person with whom one is having an extramarital or unfaithful relationship; the third party in an affair.
- age out verb To die or retire.
- ager noun One who is aging; an elderly person.
- agricultural adj Coarse or uncultured.
- akum noun A non-Jew (used to avoid censorship in Jewish texts).
- alternative lifestyle noun Homosexuality, or other LGBT identity or behavior.
- anatomically correct adj Possessing a physiologically accurate representation of sex organs.
- anatomy noun The human body, especially in reference to the genitals.
- angel maker noun An illicit abortionist.
- angel mom noun A mother whose child has died.
- ankle bracelet noun An ankle monitor.
- antiprofessional adj Opposing prostitution, or prostitutes; antiprostitution.
- approach verb To have sexual intercourse with (someone).
- argument noun Any dispute, altercation, or collision.
- arouse verb To cause an erection of the penis or other physical signs of sexual arousal, such as fluid secretion.
- artistic adj Euphemistic form of autistic.
- Aryan noun A Caucasian racist, often one who is an Aryan in the first sense.
- asleep adj Dead.
- at liberty prep_phrase Unemployed; out of work.
- at peace prep_phrase Dead.
- at rest prep_phrase Dead.
- autolyzed yeast extract noun Synonym of monosodium glutamate.
- b noun Bastard.
- b-word noun Any of various vulgar words beginning with the letter B, particularly bitch and bastard.
- back alley noun The anus.
- back hole noun The anus (now sometimes especially of a trans man).
- back passage noun The anus or rectum.
- backhouse noun An outhouse: an outbuilding used as a lavatory.
- backside noun A person's buttocks.
- bad touch noun A sexual assault; sexual contact without permission.
- bally adj Bloody (used as a mild intensifier).
- banana split noun Euphemistic form of bullshit (“a card game”).
- bank holiday noun A closure of banks in a jurisdiction to curtail or prevent a bank run.
- bar sinister noun The state or characteristic of having been born out of wedlock; illegitimacy; bastardy.
- barking spider noun An instance of audible flatulence; a fart.
- barn door noun The groin area of a pair of pants, especially in reference to a fly.
- basket noun Bastard.
- bass-ackwards adj Spoonerism of ass-backwards
- bat for both sides verb To be bisexual.
- bathroom noun A lavatory: a room containing a toilet and (typically but not necessarily) a bathtub.
- be with verb To have sex with.
- beach noun Synonym of gravel trap.
- beat one's meat verb To masturbate manually by stroking or rubbing one's penis.
- beat the poop out of verb To beat (someone) severely.
- bebother verb Damn; curse.
- bedroom noun The location of sexual activity.
- beep verb To have sexual intercourse with (someone), referring to the bleep tone used to censor obscene words in broadcasts.
- behind noun Synonym of ass (“synecdochic: a person or their body”).
- bejesus noun Used for emphasis, similar to crap, shit or wits.
- between wind and water prep_phrase At a person's crotch (i.e. between the sources of flatulence and urine).
- biblically adv Carnally; in the biblical sense.
- big one noun Death.
- big-boned adj Fat, obese.
- bio-break noun A collective visit to a bathroom or restroom or stop to relieve oneself, especially during an established time or break in a group event.
- birds and bees noun Informal education about sex.
- birth canal noun The combined vagina and cervix, when the cervix dilates during birth to form a continuous tube with the vagina.
- bite the dust verb To die.
- black ace noun A woman's sexual favours, or a woman who gives them.
- black dog noun Depression, melancholy.
- blanked adj damned; accursed (from the euphemistic printed form d—d)
- blankety adj damnable, damned
- blazes noun hell
- bleeding noun Menstruation.
- bleep noun A general euphemism for any expletive.
- bleeping adj A generic intensifier which can be substituted for any profane intensifier.
- blessed adj damned (as an intensifier or vehement denial)
- blessed event noun The birth of a baby.
- blinking adj bloody
- block and tackle noun The underwear combination of stockings worn with a suspender belt.
- bluggy adj bloody (as intensifier).
- BM verb To have a bowel movement.
- bodily function noun An excretory function of an organism, usually the discharging of feces and urine.
- bog verb To go away.
- bonne bouche noun The vagina.
- boom-boom noun Excrement.
- born sleeping adj Stillborn; having died in utero in the middle to late part of a pregnancy, usually after 20-28 weeks.
- borrowing verb Shoplifting.
- bother intj A mild expression of annoyance.
- bottom noun The buttocks or anus.
- bow-chicka-wow-wow noun Sexual activity or approval.
- box noun A coffin.
- brave adj Foolish or unwise.
- breathe one's last verb To die.
- briefs noun An adult diaper.
- broken arrow noun An accidental event that involves nuclear weapons or nuclear components but does not create the risk of nuclear war.
- buck verb To fuck.
- bucket of sunshine noun A nuclear weapon.