This page gathers the 1,411 dictionary entries of which at least one sense is labelled “Humorous” by Wiktionary. The definition shown is that sense; each word leads to its full entry. Page 2 of 14: from “baldist” to “brain cell”.
- baldist adj Discriminatory against bald or balding people.
- banana noun One who objects to the building of any structure in their neighbourhood or a certain type of structure anywhere, especially in public…
- band kid noun A student who participates in a school band or orchestra, typically in middle school or high school.
- banhammer noun The power of a sysop to block a user from participating in an online community.
- bap noun A friend or buddy.
- bar-lamb noun A barrister
- barack adj A pun on the first name of United States President Barack Obama and back, often used in the phrase "we're so Barack" ("we're so back").…
- barkery noun A bakery that makes treats for pet dogs.
- barking spider noun An instance of audible flatulence; a fart.
- Barkis is willin' phrase Somebody has a sweetheart they wish to marry.
- barn door noun Something large enough that a miss ought to be impossible.
- based intj Indicating emphatic approval of a statement or opinion, often a controversial or unpopular one.
- bash into shape verb Of a person, to train them; often in a strict fashion that covers the essentials.
- bastard noun A man, a fellow, a male friend.
- bastardship noun used as a title or form of address
- batologist noun Someone who studies bats (the flying mammal).
- batology noun The study of bats (the flying mammal).
- battered sav noun A men's gymnastic move where the gymnast leaps into the air, landing in a push-up position in which his groin touches the floor, or, by…
- battle axe noun A domineering, antagonistic woman.
- battle of the bulge noun An attempt to avert weight gain or obesity.
- bayard noun Any horse
- be there and be square phrase Used to encourage someone to visit a place typically associated with niche or intellectually focused interests.
- beard-second noun A unit of length about the distance beard hair grows in one second: defined as five nanometers, or 10 nm according to some.
- bearleader noun A captor; also, a guard, a jailer.
- beauty sleep noun Extra sleep; also (generally), any sleep; (countable) an instance of this; an extra nap.
- becocked adj Having a (specified kind of) penis.
- beely adv In a beelike manner.
- been there, done that, bought the T-shirt phrase Expresses the speaker's complete familiarity with a situation, with overtones of cynicism or exhaustion.
- beer muscles noun A protruding stomach, supposedly indicative of excessive consumption of beer.
- beer o'clock noun The time of the first beer (or alcoholic beverage) of the day.
- beer ticket noun Paper money.
- beerware noun Software that can be used under a relaxed licence, with the user encouraged to pay for the software by donating to its author enough money…
- beeswax noun Business.
- before GTA 6 prep_phrase Used to indicate surprise, incredulity, or bemusement about the occurrence of a seemingly unlikely event prior to the release of GTA 6.
- Beijing bikini noun A rolled-up T-shirt that bares the wearer's midriff, a means of cooling down in the sweltering heat of China's urban areas.
- bejeebers intj Used to express surprise, dismay, or anger: bejesus!
- believing is seeing proverb One needs to believe something in order to know or understand it.
- bell curve god noun A notional deity having power over the bell curve grading system in which grades are adjusted to fit a normal distribution.
- belvedere verb To sit painfully on one's testicles.
- bemuse verb To devote to the Muses.
- benevolent dictator for life noun The leader of an open-source software project, typically project founders, who retains the final say in disputes or arguments within the…
- bestest adj Best; the best of the best.
- betail verb To take the tail off.
- bethatch verb To cover with hair.
- bhoy intj Exclamation of surprise, pleasure or longing.
- biblically accurate adj Having an unsettling or cursed, "unfathomable" appearance, especially one with many eyes and wings.
- Bidenflation noun The intense inflation or stagflation in the United States experienced during the Joe Biden presidency.
- big adj Operating on a large scale, especially if therefore having undue or sinister influence.
- big head noun The brain, as opposed to the penis; rational thought, as opposed to lust.
- big if true phrase Said in response to an obvious statement, or an absurdly untrue one.
- big iron noun Large, expensive, powerful computers such as mainframes.
- big-boned adj Fat, obese.
- bigly adj Big league.
- bing chilling verb Relaxing, chilling.
- birdwatcher noun A person, especially a male, who delights in watching women.
- birthday suit noun Nakedness, unclothed skin; an exposure of a human's natural anatomy without clothing.
- bit bucket verb To delete.
- bitch noun Friend.
- bizarro adj Being the opposite or logical inverse of a familiar person, place, or situation.
- blag noun Deliberate misspelling of blog.
- blame Canada verb A catch phrase for shifting attention away from a problem or serious social issue by humorously laying responsibility on Canada.
- bless you intj Used to express non-understanding of someone who has just used an unusual or foreign word or phrase (as if to imply that it sounds like a…
- blimp noun A person considered similar to Colonel Blimp in appearance, thought, or expression, particularly (historical or archaic, derogatory) a…
- blinker fluid noun A mythical automotive material used either in jokes or to gauge how inept someone is in basic auto mechanics.
- blobsquatch noun A humanlike but unfocused and unclear blob in photographs or videos purporting to display a sasquatch.
- blog noun A cocktail or punch served at science fiction conventions. Ingredients vary for different conventions.
- bloodthirsty adj Of a mosquito, tenaciously seeking to draw blood.
- blow this popsicle stand verb To leave an establishment speedily.
- blud pron he or him
- bluehair noun An elderly person, especially a woman or one viewed as senile, old-fashioned, or out of touch.
- Boaty McBoatface verb To hijack or troll (a vote, especially one held online; or an organization conducting such a vote), by supporting a joke option.
- bob noun Vibrator (device designed to stimulate a woman's genitals).
- body snatcher noun One who makes arrests, such as a bailiff or policeman.
- bogon filter noun An imaginary device capable of preventing high-bogosity material from reaching its destination.
- bogosity noun The state or degree of being bogus.
- bolitics noun politics
- boneless adj Without pizza crust; without pizza bones.
- boner noun A trombonist
- boob light noun A dome-shaped ceiling-mounted light fixture, usually with a thumbscrew in the center to remove the cover to change the bulb
- booba noun Deliberate misspelling of boobs.
- boobsicle noun A breast resembling a popsicle in some way, as by being very cold, or part of a thin and stick-like body.
- boofriend noun A boyfriend who enjoys horror, Halloween, or the macabre.
- boogaloo noun A sequel or repetition of events, etc. Often used to mock a lack of creativity.
- booze cruise verb to drive under the influence of alcohol
- booze cruiser noun a drunk driver
- bork noun The sound that a dog makes.
- boss noun One's wife.
- Botez gambit noun A major blunder in which a player unintentionally hangs (“makes vulnerable”) a queen or other important piece without any tactical or…
- botheration intj A mild expression of annoyance or exasperation: bother!
- bottom dwelling adj (Of a team or competitor) spending a long time in the lowest ranks of the competition ladder.
- boundling noun A little bounder.
- bourbonic adj Containing bourbon, or having the flavour of bourbon.
- bourgeoisification noun The process of adopting or the condition of adopting the characteristics of the bourgeoisie; embourgeoisement.
- bow-wow noun A dog.
- boyitis noun A tendency of a girl to interact with or think about boys, said as if it were due to a disease or affliction.
- boywife noun A young male assuming the employment of homemaking, a role traditionally assumed by women; the submissive partner in the relationship who…
- brain verb To think effectively.
- brain blast noun The moment of a sudden unexpected discovery.
- brain bucket noun A protective helmet, as worn, for example, by a motorcyclist, bicyclist, or soldier in combat.
- brain cell noun Taken as a unit of intelligence, especially in small quantities.