no shit
intjUS /noʊ ˈʃɪt/
1
Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see no, shit.
2
Colloquial, Vulgar An exclamation of amazement or disbelief.
- Well, no shit. What have we got here? A fucking comedian. Private Joker.1987 June 17, Stanley Kubrick, Michael Herr, Gustav Hasford, Full Metal Jacket, spoken by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey), distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures:
3
Colloquial, Derogatory, Often, Sarcastic, Vulgar An ironic response to a statement of the obvious.
- LAPD Operator: Attention, whoever you are: this frequency is reserved for emergency calls only. John McClane: No fuckin' shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?!1988, Die Hard, spoken by John McClane (Bruce Willis):
- Synonyms
- no kidding, no way, really, oh really, you don't say
- Derived terms
- no shit, Sherlock