spank it
verb1
Euphemistic, Slang To masturbate.
- "Yeah, this guy got caught spanking it and then stood naked except for his socks on a customer's porch. He got fired and it's my job to get him rehired."2007, Saxon Bennett, Date Night Club, Talllahassee, F.L.: Bella Books, →ISBN, page 62:
- Someone in my school got caught spanking it in class too, although I did not witness it.2014 July 21, u/reddrambler, “What was the most embarrassing thing you ever witnessed while in high school?”, in Reddit, r/AskReddit, archived from the original on 10 Aug 2023:
2 more examples
- Never been caught spanking it, but I did forget to put away a printout of some lesbian 3-way action once and my mom found it in the bathroom. She was not happy.2015 April 1, u/SpehlingAirer, “How many times have you been caught spanking the monkey?”, in Reddit, r/AskReddit, archived from the original on 10 Aug 2023:
- No fap is the polar opposite of the wild hardcore hentai gangbang shit people spank it to.2023 January 9, u/BIGassbass8151, “Why do so many people swear by nofap?”, in Reddit, r/moreplatesmoredates, archived from the original on 10 Aug 2023: