horizontal slam dance
noun1
Euphemistic, Humorous, Idiomatic Sexual intercourse.
- Sultry, curvaceous Maria Conchita Alonso, who gave us one of the steamiest bed scenes ever caught on film – remember her horizontal slam-dance with Sean Penn in “Colors”? – here to give a pep talk to . . . uh . . . children?1993 July 1, Jeanne Jakle, “Sex Actress in S.A.”, in San Antonio Express-News, volume 128, number 277, San Antonio, Tex., Daily Star, page 1-B:
- When Bobbie explains how innocent Alan's ministrations are, Monica says ok and proceeds to jog off on her own. Afterwards, Alan congratulates her on doing the horizontal slam dance with Tony at last, but she remarks that it was anti-climactic in more ways than one.1995 August 7, U14...@uicvm.uic.edu, “John R. Andrews”, in rec.arts.tv.soaps.abc (Usenet):
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- I've just finished reading through about 100 messages with cutey pie sugar high lovey dovey kiss kiss […] lame pathetic stupid crap that makes me think I'd spend time better watching my grandparents do the horizontal slam dance. Surely if the universe has one ounce of integrity, watching the old farts getting it on would be more interesting.1998 February 26, PPRISYPANZ, “Time Warp?”, in alt.hi.are.you.cute (Usenet):
- “That’s what people call me,” I repeated, realizing she was trying to change the topic. “So let’s get back to this other blackmailer…and to you doing the horizontal slam-dance with Bill Batty. Why don’t you tell me what’s going on.”2012, Christopher J. Lynch, One Eyed Jack, [California]: Christopher J. Lynch, →ISBN, page 53: