waffle stomp meaning: definition, quotations

waffle stomp

verbalso spelled waffle-stomp

While showering, to step on feces to push it down the drain.

I ended up laughing so hard I had a little accident, so I had to waffle stomp it down the drain.
Not only does wafflestomping significantly reduce water consumption, combining showering and toileting into one progressive activity, but it also reduces deforestation, as wafflestomping rids us of the need for toilet paper, turning instead to the gentle stream of a warm shower.2018 March 13, Darcy French, “For & Against: Wafflestomping”, in Farrago Magazine:

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Because I live a "very online" kind of life, I have heard about waffle stomping, the colloquial term for pooping in the shower, then shoving it down the drain by stepping on it.2020 February 17, Alison Sullivan, “Recent Study Finds That One In 30 People Poop In The Shower”, in Ruin My Week:
Be a real man and poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain.2020 April 2, @AmericanDadLive, Twitter:
Protip: if anyone follows Tucker Carlson's advice and harasses/attacks my kid for wearing a mask, you can expect to be waffle stomped into the nearest floor drain.2021 April 27, @MagitekDad, Twitter:
The author said you'd 'shoot out the uterine lining like a jellyfish' and could then 'waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you’ve got yourself a two day period.'2022 January 24, Jill Slater, “Woman Shares Very Hilarious (and Also Very NSFW) Results From Viral Period-Shortening Hack”, in Mumslounge:

Alternative Alternative spelling of waffle-stomp (“to hike while wearing waffle stompers; to beat decisively”).

verb

To hike while wearing waffle stompers.

That's what the environmentalists - the self-centered bunch, the waffle-stomping, Harvard-graduating intellectual bunch of idiots that don't understand that they're leading this country into environmental disaster.1995 March 6, Don Young (quoted), Angela Bouwsma, “The word according to a weighty Republican”, in High Country News:
An annual rainfall of 100 inches or more creates a tangle of vegetation in the adjacent King Mountains, but the coast is clear for waffle-stomping.1996, Chevy Trucks, “Take A Hike! America's Hiking Trails”, in Snow Country, volume 9, number 3, →ISSN, page 90:

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As the summer progresses, we are faced with another insect pest worse than all the others combined, the bald-faced hornets and yellow-jackets. Right about now the hornets and yellow jackets are approaching their prime. Their underground nests along hiking trails are getting mighty tired of getting stomped on by waffle-stomping granola crunchers.2020 July 30, Pat Neal, “Wildlife: A Buggy Time of Year”, in Forks Forum:
Every year, people disappear into the wilderness and are never seen alive again. Admittedly, these unfortunate folks make up a small percentage of the waffle-stomping multitudes, but the dangers are very real.2022 September 12, Andy Zahn, “I became a cyborg backpacker, and it completely changed my hiking experience”, in Digital Trends:

Slang To beat decisively.

...which doesn't matter much for automotive profits, since 6 or 7 of the top 10 selling vehicles are classified as trucks, where the US dominates. In fact, American trucks waffle-stomped the Japanese manufacturers in trucks.1999 August 2, Dana Seero, “Another Ficht bites the dust...”, in rec.boats (Usenet):
Do I think the Republicans are doing a better job of embracing minnority^([sic]) and women voters? God damn right. Do I think Condi would waffle stomp Hillary in ANY contest? Any day of the week. I think she's MUCH better "person" than Hillary, and is *infinitely* more "electable" than the Lightening Rod Formerly Known As Hillary.2005 March 1, Krusty, “I'm gonna mark for Hillary Clinton in 2008...”, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling (Usenet):

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Fawkin' self-righteous pricks. The only countries that haven't had their turn waffle-stomping France are the ones that couldn't be bothered.2006 August 11, Big Al Tomatoes, “Desecration at the Louve...”, in alt.tv.sopranos (Usenet):
Can hardly wait till Christ returns and waffle stomps the satanically energized morons, and flings them, kicking and screaming, off the face of the earth, into the torments of eternal hell fire.2009 April 21, ®, “Are you a right-wing extremist”, in alt.bible (Usenet):
On the real winners of the contentious negotiations between Florida and LSU: "The cupcakes that got paid without having to get waffle-stomped!"2016 October 14, Mike Bianchi, “Splish Splash, UCF homecoming tradition is at top of Orlando sports bucket list!”, in Orlando Sentinel:
Kaplan’s post came in response to a fan complaining that he’d "rather get waffle stomped" than waste 20 minutes playing the competitive shooter without a winner being declared.2017 March 17, Nick Santangelo, “Blizzard Working to Reduce Draws in Overwatch”, in Twinfinite:

Alternative Alternative spelling of waffle stomp (“while showering, to step on feces to push it down a drain”).