vacation dick
noun1
Slang, Vulgar A large penis that is enjoyable occasionally, but too big for regular sexual activity.
- Coordinate term: boyfriend dick
- I'm sorry, miss. We do not have any vacation dick available but we do have some nice average dick and if you act now I'll throw in this pair of ears you can pull on.2023 August 10, @freelander.bsky.social, Bluesky (post), archived from the original on 09 May 2026:
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- […] while with a dick size (for example mine) a women wouldnt be able to do it everyday until she gets really used to it to the point where she doesn’t need to do prep, and sometimes she would need recovery time, overall that’s the difference between a vacation dick and a boyfriend dick, (your the boyfriend dick)2025 February 17, u/Some_Surround_7626, “6-6.5 is a good sized penis, liars just ruined the perception of it because of their own insecurities”, in r/askgaybros (Reddit post), archived from the original on 14 May 2026:
- My husband has vacation dick. It takes me way more work to bottom than it takes him, which is part of why I don’t bottom as much (both vers).2026 March 23, u/mattsotheraltforporn, “Size Disparity”, in r/AskGaybrosOver30 (Reddit post), archived from the original on 14 May 2026: