table-ender

noun

table-ender

noun

1

UK, Slang An act of sexual intercourse performed on or against a table.

[…] a table-ender at supper-time.' Dod nodded thoughtfully: 'Providing there wasn't any castors on the table, like. I used to know a deckie in Hull that got a double rupture because he forgot to saw the castors off […]1971, James Wood, The Friday Run, page 47:
a table-ender threesome with Emeril Lagasse and Jamie Oliver2010, Alexis Munier, The Big Black Book of Very Dirty Words:

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Banging my balls on your bum, / A table-ender is much better, for sure, / You can breathe, for a start, plus you're not squashed, / And I love it, because I can see more, / Than if I'm on top, with you flattened beneath, […]

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