pull one's pud
verb1
Slang, Of a male To masturbate.
- Why wouldn't he even answer the door? Was he in there pulling his pud or something?
2
Idiomatic Synonym of dick around.
- Quit pulling your pud and get back to work!
- “Jerry's right, of course. I staked my entire reputation on being a man of science. A man to create life from dead tissue. And what did I do? I let a couple of setbacks shake my confidence, and spent the last 50 years pulling my pud.”2024 October 21, Paul Simms, “The Return of Jerry” (15:34 from the start), in What We Do in the Shadows, season 6, episode 1, spoken by Laszlo Cravensworth (Matt Berry):