procrasturbate

verb — 2 senses

procrasturbate

verb

Etymology Blend of procrastinate + masturbate.

1

Slang, Vulgar To procrastinate by masturbating.

  • "Because if something's not right, I can't sit around here procrasturbating," said Triumff.2010, Dan Abnett, Triumff: Her Majesty's Hero, Nottingham: Angry Robot, →ISBN, →OL, ch. 6:
  • What's the problem, if you give Congress computers do they just spend all their time on porn sites procrasturbating?2013 April 29, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (Television), Jon Stewart (actor):
2

Slang, Vulgar To procrastinate by filling one's time with other activities.

Related terms
procrasturbation

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