mud monkey
noun- He's a mud monkey digging all-day, gathering clay for his sculpture.
- When you dook in the urinal, it's bad, m'kay! How would you feel... if somebody came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face? *laughing* Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Yeah, that's real funny!2006, Mystery of the Urinal Deuce:
- “[…] In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”2016, Dave Weasel, Woman arrested for defecating on boss’ desk after winning the lottery: