hump dumpling
nounEtymology From hump (“to have sex”) and dumpling, suggesting something short and squat. Derogatory usage implies that such a child is little more than the product of humping.
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Derogatory, Slang A child.
- You do NOT have the right to allow your hump dumplings to roam unattended in any public place.2003 October 5, Kari Levstik, “Speaking of CF Hotels and B & B's”, in alt.support.childfree (Usenet):