give a monkey's

verb

give a monkey's

verb

Etymology Possibly a euphemistic ellipsis of “to give a monkey's toss”, “to give a monkey's shit”, "to give a monkey's fart", or “to give a monkey's arse”; compare give a rat's arse or give a rat's ass.

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UK, Idiomatic, Informal, In negative constructions To care; to have an interest or concern.

  • He knows what he can do with his calendars. I don't give a monkey's. I'm leaving. I've got another job.1998, Willis Hall, Keith Waterhouse, Billy Liar:
  • I couldn't give a monkey's. What I am interested in is the things that drive the big numbers.2002, a British Manufacturing Director, quotee, edited by Robert Westwood and Stephen Linstead, The Language of Organization, page 71:
2 more examples
  • Though a huge majority of the population may have continued not to give a monkey's for Derrida, Lacan, or Foucault themselves […]2004, Randall Stevenson, The Oxford English Literary History, 1960–2000:
  • A friend living in France reports that the French don't give a monkey's about unpasteurized dairy products (cheese, etc.) but that they are completely paranoid about le toxoplasmosis.2005, Justine Roberts, Carrie Longton, Mums on Pregnancy: Trade Secrets from the Real Experts:

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