front bumper

noun

front bumper

noun

Etymology From front + bumper.

1

Plural normally, Slang, Vulgar A woman's breast.

  • While she leaned over the sputtering engine, searching for the problem, the other mechanics were instead riveted to her magnificent front bumpers, glistening with beads of sweat.
  • ...Rosalind Cash had a soft side as well. Her front bumpers were like rising bullets and the shapely cushions of her behind had a way of negating her adamantine attitude.2005, Mr. Skin, Mr Skin's Skincyclopedia: The A-to-Z Guide to Finding Your Favorite Actresses Naked, Macmillan, page 103:
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  • Every time she leaned forward her front bumpers surfaced like Moby Dick and his twin sister. If I had been the waiter I'd have hovered too.2011, David Fiddimore, A Blind Man's War, Pan Macmillan, page 54:
  • It's just Slope Girl has that monster hand cannon 454 of hers. She loves her big gun. Be still my heart . . . and she looks so good with it resting on her front bumpers.2018, Robert Holbrook, “The Raft Trip”, in Alaskan Trout People, Page Publishing Inc., page 113:
Synonyms
breasts

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