fartometer

noun

fartometer

noun

Etymology From fart + -o- + -meter.

1

Humorous A supposed device that measures flatulence.

Environmentalists campaign against flatulence which is known to contribute to global warming. Governments heed and compel us to wear In the rectum a micro-electronic fartometer. Our emissions of methane are taxed.2010, Monica Margaret Jones, Up to Our Necks in It, page 106:

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