blondeness
nounEtymology From blonde + -ness.
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Usually The extent to which someone or something is blonde.
- I got dozens of winks, she got hundreds. One must never ever underestimate the power of blondeness and bustiness in the sexual imaginings of men. It’s not easy for a petite brunette to keep up.2014, Monica Porter, chapter 7, in Raven: My Year of Dating Dangerously, London: Head of Zeus, →ISBN, page 65:
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Especially, Offensive, Usually, Of a woman Stupidity, dopiness.
- After a slightly panicked moment when I realised I had no key to get into my house, the blondeness passed and I remembered I hadn't actually locked it[.]2013, Janis Hill, Bonnie's Story, page 3: